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A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed this beautiful young lady sitting next to him. ''Hello there,'' says the man, ''and what is your name?''

''Hello,'' giggles the woman, ''I'm Stacey. What's yours?''

''I'm Bob.''

''Bob, do you want to come over to my house tonight? I mean, right now??''

''Sure!'' replies Bob, ''Let's go!''

So Stacey takes Jim to her house and takes him to her room. Bob sits down on the bed and notices a picture of a man on Stacey's desk. ''Stacey, I noticed the picture of a man on your desk,'' Bob says.

''Yes? And what about it?'' asks Stacey.

''Is it your brother?''

''No, it isn't, Bob!'' Stacey giggles. Bob's eyes widen, suspecting that it might be Stacey's husband.

When he finally asks, ''Is it your husband?''

Stacey giggles even more, ''No, silly!'' Bob was relieved.

''Then, it must be your boyfriend!''

Stacey giggles even more while nibbling on Bob's ear. She says, ''No, silly!!''

''Then, who is it?'' Bob asks.

Stacey replies, ''That's me BEFORE my operation!!''